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twim problem

Posted on Apr 8, 2014 in Relationships | 0 comments

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integrity and ignorance

Posted on Sep 21, 2013 in Answer | 2 comments

MeterLA

(Cosmic love) Need a short animated YT film about cosmic love?

Anyone know of a link to a Youtube video about cosmic love and parallel worlds where everything is spinning around, with lots of colour, and leaves you feeling good? It can be animated or just regular humans looking for love in another galaxy… something like that. Or something with Chinese lanterns mixed in to the whole scene… something romantic.. It can be fantasy art too

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common sense

Posted on Sep 9, 2013 in Answer | 5 comments

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do pretzels taste like pretzels?

ive never tried them before and i need to know what they taste like.

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That\’s totally normal

Posted on Aug 26, 2013 in Entertainment | 1 comment

alex

Can someone help me decypher this fetish…?

Okay, I regret coming here to ask this.

I have a weird fetish for suffocating small insects with my foreskin. I will take a medium sized moth and put it inbetween my glans and foreskin, let go, and laugh as the little moth scratches my head with its little feet. Sometimes I makeup a little dialogue in my mind, and pretend what it’s saying; “Oh Alex, I am suffocating inside of your smelly foreskin and helpless”.

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cancer

Posted on Aug 26, 2013 in Health | 4 comments

alex

My horoscope is Cancer, does this mean I will get cancer?

I’m so scared, both my parents died from cancer and my sister is a Libra.

I got pinched by a crab in an aquarium several years back, is this forsignalling that I’ll get cancer? I just need answers…

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Pinched by a crab will give you cancer

Posted on Aug 26, 2013 in Health | 4 comments

alex

My horoscope is Cancer, does this mean I will get cancer?

I’m so scared, both my parents died from cancer and my sister is a Libra.

I got pinched by a crab in an aquarium several years back, is this forsignalling that I’ll get cancer? I just need answers…

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Sex tip for idiots

Posted on Aug 17, 2013 in Health | 6 comments

Feese Yough

Can I just put glue on the tip of my penis before I have sex with my girlfriend to protect her from pregnancy?

Ive been thinking about having sex for the very first time with my girlfriend but what worries me about doing it is if she gets pregnant. I would just wear a condom but I dont know where to get any from and since I am still underage I wouldnt be able to buy any anyways. I want to have sex either tonight or tomorrow with her so I was wondering if I could just put a little bit of glue on the tip of my penis (the part with the hole where my pee comes out of) so no sperm could leak out and get my girlfriend pregnant while were having sex? Would this work if I did this?

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New use for candles

Posted on Jul 17, 2013 in Technology | 1 comment

Mimi

What candle should I burn if I want to get pregnant and my tube are tide …?

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Ear today, gone tomorrow

Posted on Jul 12, 2013 in Health | 1 comment

Ashneil Raman

How much would it cost to surgically swap earlobes with someone?

I want to surgically remove my earlobes and put someone elses on. How much do you think it would cost?

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Tooth massage?

Posted on Jul 4, 2013 in Health | 1 comment

Laurence

Can I use massage oil to clean my teeth using the oil pulling technique?

I have large quantities of massage oil at home.
Will it lift bacteria, etc, away from my teeth?

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